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Fresnel Labs Recruitment Terminal v4.1 FRSL 4213.07 +0.42% !! Now hiring: humans preferred !! REQ #0417 · 14.10.3026 · 14:32:07

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[ Open position ] FRESNEL LABS PRESENTS PLEASE STACK RESPONSIBLY

A box-stacking roguelite. The magnetic arm moves on its own: press the button at exactly the right moment to drop the box. Chain colors, earn your pay and spend it on strange office decorations that rewrite the rules of the job.

POSITION
Box Stacking Technician
GRADE
C (human)
LOCATION
Sublevel 7, Stacking Floor
PAY
Competitive pay, redeemable at the Fresnel Company Store
CONTRACT
Full-time (Permanent)
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Trial shift (free demo): Nov 2026

a tall wobbly stack, seen from the floor
[ Supervisor file ]
B.A.S.I.L., a boxy robot head with a visor
DESIGNATION
B.A.S.I.L.
ROLE
Floor supervisor
DISPOSITION
Cheerful
CLEARANCE
Above yours
[ Position summary ] HR://REQ-0417.TXT

POSITION OVERVIEW

The Box Stacking Technician works the Stacking Floor under the direct supervision of B.A.S.I.L.

REPORTS TO
B.A.S.I.L.
HOURS
Continuous
TRAINING
Provided on your first shift
PURPOSE
[ CLASSIFIED ]

Fresnel Labs thanks you for your interest. We have been expecting you.

[ Duties ]
A1

Watch the magnetic arm

It moves on its own. Press the button at exactly the right moment to drop the box. Then do it again.

A2

Match colors

Match three boxes of the same color for a Three In A Row bonus. Management loves a pattern.

A3

Hit quota

Stack more than half of your assigned quota before the boxes run out. Every fourth round includes a Promotion Review.

A4

Decorate your office

Spend your pay at the Fresnel Company Store. Over 100 office decorations, each one bending the rules of your workday.

[ Benefits package ] HR://BENEFITS.TBL
BENEFITDETAILSTATUS
Office decorationsOver 100, each one bending the rules of your workday. Fresnel Labs accepts no liability.APPROVED
Career developmentEvery fourth round includes a Promotion Review. A great opportunity for growth.APPROVED
Commendations69 Steam achievements.APPROVED
RecognitionEmployee of the Month on monthly and all-time leaderboards.APPROVED
BreaksSee title.PENDING
Company housingIncluded with every position.APPROVED
DentalVests after fifty (50) years of continuous service.PENDING
[ Site photos ] HR://SITE_PHOTOS
the stacking floor
the magnetic arm mid-drop
looking down a tall stack
a decorated office
WORKING HAZARDS
the stacking bay, wide
[ Employee of the month ] OCT 3026
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[ Submit application ]

BECOME A BOX STACKING TECHNICIAN!

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  • Trial shiftNov 2026free demo
  • Intake eventFeb 2027Steam Next Fest
  • Full onboardingQ1 2027release

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